2. Make purchases of photo booth pictures (that may or may not require speaking to one of them about profane hand gestures), CO2 canisters, a cardboard deer target, and an iPod case.
3. Make sure they are brought home tired and full of food. Hand them sleeping bags and camping pads and have them make camp in a bedroom.
4. Tell them to settle down and go to sleep 7 times before 2:45 a.m. Continue reading