I listen to country music. Often. Almost exclusively. Always have. Old stuff, new stuff, weird stuff. The following are real questions that my kids have asked me as a direct result of my penchant.
~ What does ‘shooting doubles’ mean?
~ Did he REALLY shoot a man just to watch him die!?
~ You know, ‘fish’ doesn’t really rhyme with ‘truck’. Nope.
~ You would want to have a beer with Jesus, wouldn’t you, mom? Uh-huh.
~What kinds of ‘funny things’ can you smoke?
~ Is this the ‘clean’ version of this song?
~ Does anyone REALLY think a tractor is sexy? Uh-huh.
~ What are the boondocks?
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