I don’t know why he did it. I only know that he came to me looking like this.

Yes, his tongue is bleeding. Yes, that is frozen blood on a giant icicle. It was met by peels of laughter from his brothers. I clearly didn’t get it. Then he threw this in for good measure.

Ethan is always way over the top. Sometimes in a very bad way. Sometimes it just looks like this. Seany thinks he’s awesome. That’s very bad.